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homofexual 

noun/adjective; ho⋅mo⋅fex⋅u⋅al -
(alternative spelling: homofectual)

Disguising something or someone as gay (when it's not) for humorous or comedic reasons.
Adam- "Mmm Seth, you workin' those jeans!" (Adam laughs)
Seth- "Look baby, just don't touch, roar." (Seth winks and laughs)

Adam and Seth were acting homofexual in the above example, as they were imitating/pretending to be gay when neither are gay to make a joke.
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homosaxual 

Jocularly, a person who prefers to play musical instruments of the same class: sopranino/soprano/alto/tenor/baritone/bass/contrabass/subcontrabass saxophones, for example, but doesn't necessarily have to be saxophones.
Keith is a homosaxual...he's tried every kind of saxophone in existence!
homosaxual by pentozali May 6, 2014

Hoesexual 

When You have a crush on flat ass notitsity
Oh my Jesus lord and savior I'm a Hoesexual and God hates me
Hoesexual by Femolly December 19, 2016

Homerosexual 

Fatty grabbed my ass in front of his girlfriend. What a homerosexual.
Homerosexual by J.U. Nine May 2, 2008

Homersexual

A person who becomes sexually aroused whenever talking about their blind loyalty to their favorite sports team.
Susan's reaction to the return of Roger Clemens gave away her undying homersexual nature, not that theres anything wrong with that.
Homersexual by Bill30Yankee August 1, 2013

Homosexuality 

A weapon of mass destruction targeted against democratic western nations.
Putin: okay, today we unleash our secret weapon.
Scientist: understood, gender misappropriation activated in the west sir.
Putin: Very good, this homosexuality weapon shall reduce their population. The time will come.
Homosexuality by Manifest101 October 12, 2018

homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia 

the act of being scared of being "sexed" by a man after you die
You are a homesexualnecropedafeliacaphobia