Have a baby through my ass.

Take a really big dump.

After two helpings of Thanksgiving dinner last night and my morning cup of coffee, I feel like I'm going to have a baby through my ass.

by kingbruin May 21, 2011

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, bornin Amsterdam, Holland. Brother of Alex Van Halen, started band Van Halen, and is depicted with his red white and black striped "Frankenstrat" guitar, and amazing riffs, especially "Eruption." He fought toungue/lip cancer, and is being called a racist for calling former rhythm guitarist for Nirvana, Pat Smear, a "dirty mexican."

"Man! Eddie Van Halen can really burn the axe!"

by Burning Zeppelin September 16, 2005

lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

But it's better if you do.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster. So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close. - Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

by brightwhiteappl May 26, 2010

have a chip on your shoulder

to be touchy, to be easily provoked (During the 19th century, a person in the united states would challenge others to a fight by placing a wooden chip on his/her shoulder and daring them to knock it off, and if the other person did so, the fight was on.)

Man, You sure do have a chip on your shoulder today.

by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008

have shit for brains

to be extremely stupid(see also shit for brains)

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.

by Light Joker October 24, 2004

I Have Some Business To Take Care Of

It's like telling someone - Piss off, I no longer wish to hear your voice and pretend to be interested.

-Thinking- "Man, I really want to get away from this idiot... I can't stand the prattle eminating from their mouth...."
-Speaking- "Hey, Bill... I have some business to take care of. Can I get back to you later?"

by Vert Truken April 10, 2010

Should have gone to Specsavers

A bloody annoying advert on British Television and if somebody says anything to do with they can't see something, you'll get the classic response of "Should have gone to Specsavers"

person 1:"I can't see that, bloody hell"

small group of people:"should have gone to Specsavers" *laughs*

by Scott2357 October 5, 2016