Slathering one's penis in Vaseline and pressing it against a friend's car window, leaving an impression of a translucent, greasy mushroom.
Eric was wasted again when he left the bar, and left a greasy mushroom on his buddy Mike's new Camaro.
by HugeBaldHead August 19, 2015
Your have just finished hot yoga with a full face of make up, then proceed to give your sexual partner a rim job whilst they sit on your face
by Belinda blinks June 19, 2020
Squirting a large amount of sunscreen or other lotion into ones hand with the intent of stealing the contents. Similar to a five finger discount but requires your palm for obvious reasons.
by sixflags5r July 08, 2010