To have sex.
My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
My grandpa used to tell me this history that when he was a young lonely boy at the farm, he heard a legend that if you put your willy inside a goose, and then try to drown it while making love to it, the goose's vajayjay start to contract and become's really tight, which feels really good and makes you release your swimmers faster. Later on this became an euphemism for having sex among farmers.
by Belch666 November 11, 2018
Get the Drown the Goosemug. A combination of goose bumps and cold chills, 10 times worse than normal goose bumps and often preceded by a full body shiver.
by Wonderwoman81 January 24, 2016
Get the goose chillsmug. Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.
by Oceaninto January 5, 2017
Get the Speedy Goosemug. An alternative form of banter.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.
The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.
Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose banter is ordinary lad banter with an extra dash of cheeky to compliment the banter, therefore adding the gooseyness to it.
The term goose originated from the 4 big lads who were referred to as the "Geese". Above all the Geese had tremendous banter and so GOOSE BANTER WAS FORMED.
Other words dervived from the Godly Geese are gander which refers to one who is looking for something, however the term also means male goose.
Goose Banter - Banter with an extra bit of pow
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
"You're a motherfukin ass hoe"
"hahha great goose banter"
by Goose Lad July 23, 2015
Get the goose bantermug. goose butter is not around the females vagina or around the males cock, it is the sweat that accumulates under and around a woman's breasts after sweating perfusely. Goose butter tends to carry a strong odor and never tastes good.It is a subspecies of the duck butter substance seeing that duck butter smells and tastes stronger.
by Slim Baby January 5, 2006
Get the goose buttermug. by tabby clouds August 13, 2020
Get the silly goosemug. if your in a really awkward situation then you put your arm up into a goose shape and mouth awkward goose to make everyone laugh.
Joey: so yeah, i shagged your mum
Chandler: mate what the fuck
*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*
Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah
Chandler: mate what the fuck
*AWKWARD ATMOSPHERE*
Ross: *awkward goose*
Everyone else: hahahahhahahahahahah
by shanshanshanshan April 16, 2010
Get the awkward goosemug.