When your Paris Hilton Wannabe girlfriend sucks some other guys dick off and you find out about it, dont let on then get her mad drunk until she passes out phone your friend round take her handbag toy chouihaha dog, lift up its little balls revealing its crustacious gooch, while your friend takes out his digital camera rub the dogs gooch all in that bitches face then send the picture to everyone you know..
(Gav) Man my bitch totally sucked off some other guys dick.
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
(Steve) well give that bitch the Pooches gooches revenge
(Gav) whats that?
(Steve) its where you dont tell her you know about her sucking other guys dicks,let her come round and fall asleep,get her little pooch lift up its nut sack and rub that little pooches goochall in her face.. takes pics then post that shit to everyone!
(Gav) Wayyy man thats awesome!
by GavinoPatta April 5, 2009
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Friend 1: "hey you wanna stay for one more round?"
Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."
Friend 2: "no thanks, man. it's getting late. It's time I hit the gooch."
by speeeeze January 26, 2011
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by Koizu May 8, 2023
Get the goobie snooberts mug.Me:Hey lady wanna fornicate
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
Lady: sure but be weary of my hairy gooch as rumour has it chuck norris is in it.
Me:of course he is dumass, chuck norris is everywhere at once
by vas deference November 11, 2013
Get the hairy gooch mug.The small patch of skin between your little soldier and you butt. Also known as the A.B.C (ass-balls connection), the gooch can be used in many contexts. Usually referring to the patch of skin, gooch can be also known as a derogatory towards anyone. Gooch can also be known as the taint commonly used in movies and or t.v shows.
Yeah, I kicked him in the gooch after I found out he stole my damn cookie.
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In "Life", Donald is referred to as the biggest gooch around.
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In "Life", Donald is referred to as the biggest gooch around.
by EpicFailzors October 19, 2009
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Sometimes it can get very sweaty down there.
You can also grow a jungle down there.
Sometimes it can get very sweaty down there.
You can also grow a jungle down there.
by B-DICK March 18, 2009
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