German Seesaw

A sexual position involving the male sitting on a bed, chair, or other flat surface, with the woman on top. In one of her hands, she holds a self-pleasuring device a couple inches below her rectum. As she drops off the man's penis, she falls onto the device. Upon lifting off the device, she is back on the man, thus the seesaw-like motion.

Addendum: Having a second male can substitute device.

After exhausting typical positions, the young trio decided to attempt the german seesaw.

by Dustin DeWynn August 27, 2010

german jizz junkie

someone who is very fond of german sperm.

dude adolf hitlers girlfriend was a german jizz junkie

by A to the U and E to the L September 4, 2005

German Organ-Pound

A sex act in which one first removes anothers organ(s) and then uses it to pleasure the other person, be they male or female.

-Man, jane to german organ-pound in the morgue. I hope she's single!

-german organ-pounding is quite nice on a hot day after lunch.

by Jyran Damb June 11, 2006

German Snot Rocket

a sex position regarding a man getting a blow job and then stickin his dick in the women/ mans nose and them blowing there nose on the mans dick while he ejaculates in the nostral

dude, last night i gave kelsey a german snot rocket i like busted straight in her nose.

by theadore12 August 2, 2009

German Hulk Chest Bath

The smearing of a deviled egg across the chest of a large, overly furry man by a young girl. The man must then lick his chest patch clean.

Dude just got a German Hulk Chest Bath from Disney with that deviled egg.

by Den-E April 26, 2010

german helmet

the shape of a bell end on a mans dick

suck my bell

by biggus dikkus November 9, 2006

german shista porn

pornography mainly produced by the german people in which scat is performed.

if you were in german shista porn, you'd tell me, right?

by burritopope January 24, 2004