my girlfriend

non-existant.

friend: you have a girlfriend?

me: ...yes.

friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.

me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.

friend: sure she does hunty

by mia the gay September 26, 2019

Girlfriend test

When a piece of technology is easy enough for your girlfriend to use without calling you.

Gf: baby, can you install office on my computer?
Nerd bf: Jesus, Microsoft can't make anything that passes the girlfriend test.

by Jcmb85 May 19, 2010

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.

Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

by BiddelyBongPills87 October 7, 2011

Girlfriend in law

When you are dating a guy who already has a girlfriend, or when you are dating a guy who is cheating on you with another girl, the other girlfriend is your girlfriend in law. Much like in-laws, you don't need to get along with the other girlfriend in order for her to be your girlfriend in law.

You: What are you doing fooling around with my boyfriend?
Girlfriend in law: Your boyfriend? he's my boyfriend too! You're my girlfriend in law.

by Mighty Dekunut August 5, 2014

Girlfriendoppotamus

A girlfriend whose girth is equal to that of a hippo, but has the ability to mask said girth to her boyfriend even though it is evident to the rest of the world.

Jordan: "what do you think of my new chick guys?"
Mike: "Where is she behind the fat chick?"
Jordan: "what do you mean?"
Mike: "dude, you have a Girlfriendoppotamus"

by Grob1782 February 28, 2011

girlfriend duty

The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.

Jessica: I was helping Imran revise for his exam last night!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!

by Burger King Diamond July 3, 2011

the girlfriend effect

The girlfriend effect is when a man and/or a teenager gets a girlfriend they spend less time with their friends more time trying to impress theur girlfriend. They can also spend the same amount of time with their friends but be some of the following when with them: moody, cocky, sad, angry, and other effects. This can cause them to lose their friends and then they lose him and there for dislike their friends because there girlfriend has taken over their life

Hey have you seen? Mitchell has been effected by the girlfriend effect recently!

by Youre welcome March 30, 2017