cleat grass

Marijauna of extremely, extremely low quality. Might as well have been picked from a football field after a game. The absolute worst you can get.

This cleat grass is so shitty that I wouldn't smoke it if I'd been completely dry for years.

by neswheat November 7, 2008

Senior Grass

(noun) Senior Grass is a random patch of grass located in the middle of school courtyards that only Seniors and Teachers can walk on. It is often only in private of magnet schools such as Davidson Fine Arts, in which Seniors aren't allowed to do Senior-y things like leave school an hour early, and therefore require some compensation.

Senior Grass often brings out bad cases of Senioritis, which can cause but is no limited to: Seniors skipping class and sitting on the grass, Seniors playing Ultimate Frisbee, and Seniors starting random games in which Juniors, Underclassmen, and Middle Schoolers are not allowed to participate in.

Senior Grass also causes Seniors to be come violently possessive. They often times yell, scream, and wave their arms/shake fists at Juniors and Underclassmen (i.e. 10th, 9th, 8th, 7th, or 6th graders) who step onto their grass. They can become but rarely are violent enough to tackle an Underclassmen or Junior, but rarely are said children injured enough to go to the hospital.

Note: Senior grass may belongto 8th graders under the rare chance that all highschoolers are missing.

Lilly: Man those Senior's have Senioritis bad!
Marianna: yeah, they got so possessive of that Senior Grass that they even tried to punch that kid!

Emma: Stay of the Senior Grass!
Lilly: You aren't a Senior.
Emma: Yeah, but there aren't any Highschoolers, so I'm a Senior today!

by AlyssGrey June 2, 2010

Gooch grass

The hair on the space between or on your balls, and your butt hole, usually very irritating, and will often cause discomfort.

Dude, my gooch grass has been KILLING me all day today!" "Yeah dog, i ripped a bunch of grass out earlier today!

by DilDough Queefingstein October 30, 2010

Touch grass

It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.

“Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”

“Dude, go touch grass.”

by SparklyNinja February 10, 2023

Toxic Gossip Train

A train fueled with hateful accusations which is exclusively run by child groomer Colleen Ballinger A.K.A. Miranda Sings and heads to manipulation station (via the tracks of misinformation) every weekday at 2 p.m.

Colleen often commands passengers to tie her to the tracks and harass her for her past whilst the toxic gossip train steamrolls over her reputation.

The Internet: You fucking raped those kids on stage! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ Some people are saying rumors about me that aren’t quite true… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: We literally have evidence that you did it!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ The Toxic Gossip Train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: Stfu

by Ajfkcneoxnalz July 28, 2023

in the grass

Suspension from work without pay.

Chris and I got 2 weeks in the grass, due to a bull shit lie told by Lonnie.

by magnum noble February 11, 2015

Snake in the Grass

A person (normally male but can be female) who waits for a relationship to be over/in trouble before pouncing on one of the pair.

James breaks up with Sophie. Jacob is a snake in the grass

James mate- "dude, i heard Jacob tried it on with Sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man"

James- "yeah, i know man, he's a complete snake in the grass".

by pinityoufairy December 20, 2010