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Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.
She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.
by TaintYanker October 16, 2025
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Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day
Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.
by plgarch December 10, 2025
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Greasy Chicken Wing

When you lube up and fuck a fat woman’s armpit.
I got some greasy chicken wing last night from your mom. Fucking a fat girl has benefits, more than just holes at play!
by Vermont Department of Health January 1, 2026
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Greasy scotty b

You grab 2 chicks and both of them fart in your foreskin, blowing it up like a balloon, once it gets to maximum girth, you nut all over the chicks with the high pressured semen cannon you created, once your finished you call up a friend to clean it up using their pubes as a mop
Hey bro! Later we should call up Harlee and ayda for a Greasy scotty b and maybe we’ll bring Luke as cleanup
by AveryFarthing772 April 4, 2024
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A greasy tone bag.

To rub grease into an elderly man's ballsack.
James just nipped to see his grandad and gave him a greasy tone bag.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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Greasy Fabreze

I was sitting with my Girlfriend when she let out a Greasy Fabreze (fart) and emptied the room with the putrid smell!
by Dead Mans Fingers February 11, 2024
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greasy theresa

Creamy peanut butter put on a hotdog created in Yulee,FL
Man1: hey do you want a Greasy Theresa ?
Man2: man that sounds great !
by Firebug3246 March 3, 2024
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