The dude who, invariably comes into the stall next to you, breathing heavily, moaning and groaning, and proceeds to unload everthing he has eaten in the past week and a half. You never see him(because you are running out of the bathroom in fear), but you know he is there.
Why was Darrell running out of the bathroom so fast?
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.
by lonestarjr June 12, 2013
Get the Ghost crapper mug.A prank in which one hides in a stall, waits for someone to go in the other stall, then screams multiple times at the top of their lungs. If done properly the one who is being pranked will leave their pants in the stall and run outside screaming.
Guy 1:"What was with that guy who ran out here without pants,screaming?"
Guy 2:"I gave him the old, ghost in the stalls."
Guy 2:"I gave him the old, ghost in the stalls."
by D@MN_IT_BOBBEH! January 6, 2014
Get the ghost in the stalls mug.Pre-Ejaculation
1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.
"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."
2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.
"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"
Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.
3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.
"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"
"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
1. Having came so many times during sex, you feel the orgasm, but no cum, comes out.
"Dude I banged her so long and came so many times, I was shooting out dust."
2. The Pre-Ejaculatory sperm during sex. This sperm gets a female pregnant during unprotected sex, even if the male pulls out.
"But I pulled out!" "Have you ever heard of pre-cumming?"
Guess he should have wore a condom or had sex with a woman on birth control.
3. A small amount of ejaculation from a boner without touching one's self.
"She was so hot, I got a boner and I felt wet in my boxers"
"This one chick was so hot I had a stain in my jeans."
"Ghost Sperm!" This is the explanation of pre-ejaculation. Pre-ejaculation is nothing more than "Ghost Sperm." Well, can create a baby, but these sperms were ghosts to you.
by P00FZER0 July 14, 2014
Get the ghost sperm mug.When your laptop crashes, and you're sitting 3 feet from it, watching the cursor dance around the screen on its own, clicking on random things, to your horror.
" I keep getting pics of Walmart fruit and anteaters giving birth, cuz the ghost cursor is jumping all over the screen & I can't catch it"
by Yertie August 15, 2014
Get the ghost cursor mug.The act of leaving from a gathering of friends without saying goodbye because things have gotten too weird or intense and it is more convenient to just dip out unnoticed.
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Get the ghost tugger mug.The result of wiping one's anus after a clean bowel movement with no fecal matter left on the toilet paper, a ghost wipe. Additionally there is no feces in the porcelain white bottom of the toilet. The feces has surpassed the water lock leaving absolutly nothing behind. Except you wondering if you ever moved your bowels at all. A phenomenon when occurring often results in celebration among friends and relatives.
Honey how long where I in there? I could have sworn I took a dump.
About ten minutes.
Then pop the champagne I just did a full ghost!
About ten minutes.
Then pop the champagne I just did a full ghost!
by phlopy disk December 21, 2013
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