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White Friday

Black Friday but it's held in Africa.
If white countries celebrate Black Friday, then black countries should celebrate White Friday.
Guy 1: Today is White Friday!
Guy 2: You mean Black Friday?
Guy 1: No nibba, we're in Africa that's what it is called.
by STGamer December 11, 2018
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Freak of Friday

{freek ov fry-day} noun, 1. A person who obsesses about and plans for Friday night partying all week long. 2. A person that has a suppressed, but distinct alter ego that manifests itself during Friday nights with many negative consequences.

For both definitions their personality and behavior changes dramatically when they hit the town on Friday night: it typically involves getting fubared plus acting on all their pent-up aggression, desires, horniness, insecurities, etc. The results are usually not good with lots of double shelving, puking, fights, embarassment, DUIs, horrific two-day hangovers and one night stands with fuglies. Alcohol and/or drugs are ever-present.
He's/She's a Freak of Friday. He/She made good on their plans by drinking so much that they puked all over themselves right at the bar. Everyone just laughed.

The Freak of Friday likes to dance on tables and then starts taking off her clothes. Once she got completely naked before the popo showed up. The guys were grabbing her tits, ass and snatch.

The Freak of Friday borrowed $600 on Monday and blew it all at the strip clup. He got so fubared that he peed on someone's leg. The bouncer slammed his face and broke his jaw. He just laid there completely limp. What a dumphus.

Did you see what the Freak of Friday brought home last night? What a dog. He's really frikcin' ugly.
by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 19, 2009
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Imaginary Friday

When you have a half day or a day off from school on a day other then friday that ends the week.

example: its tuesday but you have wednesday thursday and friday off, so tuesday seems like it is a friday
"dude todays imaginary friday!! fuck yeah"
by Chad man bro November 26, 2009
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furlough friday

Unpaid Friday off for state employees in an attempt to balance budgets.
John got all crunk on Thursday night because he was having a furlough Friday weekend.
by jubjub911 April 26, 2011
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Curry Friday

A popular tradition that has spread through certain parts of the UK, that involves replacing the common 'fish and chips' on a friday, with a curry.
It originated in Birmingham, and today is followed religiously by many British citizens.
Me: What's for dinner?
Mum: Are you serious?!!?!?!?! It's Curry Friday! Don't ask stupid questions..
by Displonker May 31, 2011
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Black Friday

The day after thanks giving that is thought to be about selling items at a low price but in reality is just a racial ploy that basically says "for all you black fellows out there, this is the one day of the year where you can get what you want extremely cheap and can (if chosen too) kill someone for it and get away with it".
Yo u doing black Friday?
Nah, I like my bones not broken.
by Ishyaboiam November 23, 2016
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Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.
*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
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