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freecocky

The stupidity of french people, particularly those who happen to be in an English speaking country.
French guy: "Hey I just invented a new sandwich"
Normal: "Yeah?"
French guy: "Yeah it has white bread!"

The word freecocky can be used to describe the French guy in the example.
by personattackedbyfrenchmen January 18, 2012
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Freeze cleaning

Freeze cleaning is an ancient form of cleaning brought forth by the Mayans, who learned it from Martian taskmasters.

The Martians, who had advanced technology, used freeze cleaning to dust peripheral computer equipment and also their clothing. Due to the unique fibres which composed their clothing articles, freeze cleaning was the only viable method to clean their clothes without damage.

Spanish conquistadors learned of this technique while decimating the Mayan population, and banished it due to its "unholy" qualities.

Before the freeze cleaning hut was destroyed, a few rogue cleaning elders transcribed the process onto cave walls. This was discovered in the 20th century by explorer Huron Livingston, who advocated for its use on a wide scale.

Unfortunately, companies such as Tide and All paid up to the right congresspeople to block the patent. Freeze cleaning remains largely a myth, but those who employ its use are generally exalted as wise sages of human beings.
"I freeze cleaned my keyboard to remove the dust."

"I freeze cleaned my jeans."

"Freeze cleaning is a great method for removing dust."
by Johnathon_Meyers August 2, 2012
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freeched

just another word to describe how high you are off of marijuana , a combination of the two words fried and cheeched
This weed gets ya freeched!
by chickenpotpiedereby October 19, 2012
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Freeness Envy

Free·ness en·vy (frēnis envē)

1. Psychoanalytic concept that a terrorist envies democratic characteristics or capabilities, especially the possession of freedom.
2. Envy of power, status, or privilege, as symbolized by the freeness of the American citizen.
Americans are asking, "Why do they hate us?'' They hate what they see right here in this chamber: a democratically elected government. Their leaders are self-appointed. They hate our freedoms: our freedom of religion, our freedom of speech, our freedom to vote and assemble and disagree with each other. They have Freeness Envy.
by Freudian Clit April 28, 2013
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freezer walk

The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold
"My body went from 98.6 degrees to feeling like -5 after that freezer walk I just did"
by Jhenkel1104 January 3, 2015
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freereader

Someone that downloads and reads books/articles/music/other material only when its free. They never pay for anything. Derivation of 'freeloader'.
Jill only downloads her smutty porn books when they're free. She is such a cheap freereader.
by EroticWriter June 13, 2015
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freezer pops

Taking a frozen freezer pop or ice pop and putting inside your lady friend while having intercourse.
After Bob put some freezer pops inside his girlfriend, he could feel his penis get freezing cold...
by That guy who loves to love... January 12, 2016
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