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Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.
"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.
by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019
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Foot Lettuce

A YouTuber made a video and went viral by making this.A joke that is used between a friend group or in social media.Also FOoT Lettuce is when someone’s feet are in a bucket of lettuce
Friend:Wanna hear a joke?
Me:Sure
Friend: Burger King Foot LeTtUcE.The last thing you want in your Burger King Burger is someone fOoT fUnGus.That might be what you gET
Me:...*dies of laughter*
by sugastrashh May 20, 2019
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foot clapper

a person who is so backwards and simple minded that their faulty brian wiring compels them to involuntarily clap their feet in excitement
Friend 1: yo, Jamal be such a foot clapper. He tried to snort the baking soda in science class the other day! Friend 2: daaaayuuum
by jerome9000 September 18, 2019
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foot dicking

The act of receiving a foot job while driving a motor vehicle.
Jen!!! Will you stop foot dicking me I’m trying to drive in the Keys!
by TheFixerofOne October 11, 2019
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foot funglis

“yo she smelt like foot funglish
by footfungli August 17, 2019
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Lycan Foot

Lycan Foot - a girl with unusually large or long feet and toes. Often times accompanied by unusual tufts of body hair and elongated toenails.

Also an appearance or effect most frequently seen in video (porn) recordings whenever a specific and highly favored lens of the adult industry is used.

See Lycan on Urban Dictionary
‘Dude, I’m gonna go talk to that chick in the green bikini, she’s fire!’

‘Bro, I hate to break it to you, but promise me you’ll take a good look at her feet first - she’s a Lycan Foot!
by DirtyFilthyNastyPerv August 21, 2019
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Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe
Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis
by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019
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