An often arrogant male, that is, by the natural order, superior to most men through his Alpha attitude and manly behaviour. Can often be seen doing masculine things and getting praise. Most intellectuals disapprove of their off-kilter relationship with knowledge, but a good Football jock knows better; and will more often than not end up being your boss even though he made you do his science homework every day.
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"Oh my god, look at those football jock over there, suuch a hunk of man!" said the cheerleader and the male cheerleader
by Truthspeaker1985 July 4, 2015
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Guy 1: Hey, I scored a goal in football today!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!
Guy 2: Well, I scored ten goals in my football match!
by old handle July 4, 2014
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"Dang dude! You good? Your elbow looks fucked!"
"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."
"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."
"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."
"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."
by Slabbadabbadingdong September 2, 2018
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The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.
Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
The fans are terrible. Every year they will claim the team is the best in all of Illinois, and that nobody is going to stop them. Every single year they crush the Collinsville "football team" and claim that that that validates their faith in the team, even though Collinsville hasn't won a football game since the Coolidge administration.
Every year they build up a decent record that's inflated by wins against terrible opponents, lose extremely winnable games against mediocre teams, and barely make the playoffs. They immediately proceed to get curb stomped by East St. Louis in the first round.
Student: The Edwardsville Tigers Football Team are the greatest football team ever assembled! There's no way we're losing to East Lou this year!
Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?
Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!
Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
Underage beer liaison: Okay... So, how much whiskey do you think you're gonna need for the game?
Student: I don't need whiskey, I need champagne! Those Flyer Fuckers are going DOWN!
Underage beer liaison: Trust me. You're gonna need whiskey.
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The name of a website of nosepickers and snot flingers.
The name of a website of nosepickers and snot flingers.
by MorphDog September 22, 2004
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Q: How does an LGFer commit suicide?
A: They pile up all their hate and jump off.
Q: How does an LGFer commit suicide?
A: They pile up all their hate and jump off.
by Adult Male Blue Grouse January 13, 2005
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When a chick has the ever infamous lump'o fat above her pussy due to being overweight, one can covertly refer to it as a the "Football Pussy". Every man that has ever touched a football during their lifetime will immediately know exactly what you are refering to when you say: "Hey check out that football pussy on Kate". For some strange reason the shape of the punt resembles a football.
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When a chick has the ever infamous lump'o fat above her pussy due to being overweight, one can covertly refer to it as a the "Football Pussy". Every man that has ever touched a football during their lifetime will immediately know exactly what you are refering to when you say: "Hey check out that football pussy on Kate". For some strange reason the shape of the punt resembles a football.
Yo dude, in September Mary was tight. Since final exams, I think Mary has put on the freshman 15, all to her football pussy.
by MehCuzImBlackSeh August 10, 2008
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