Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our creator and true savior. He is the supreme being and watches your every move. Those which do not answer to his calling (which is almost everyone) will suffer for all eternity.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster made pope john paul II his bitch and personal slave after death for not answering to him.

by Aaron Roy November 29, 2007

Flying Sex

when you have sex will skydiving

Me and my girlfriend went skydiving so I decided to have Flying Sex with her and she agreed to it.

by Frightfuldog November 10, 2009

flying bag of monkey shit

1. This rare term is used in certain violent conversations to fully and creatively express ones anger towards a particular situation.

Most commonly herd wile playing online games and or REALLY pissing someone off.

2. A person that just plain sucks.

3. An actual bag of monkey feces being thrown by a particularly enraged jackass.

1. superuber36, you flying bag of monkey shit! Why the fuck didn't you cast Lv.12 lightning!?!

2. fuck off You flying bag of monkey shit!

3. HOLY FUCK! Keven just threw a flying bag of monkey shit at us!

by Brandon Armour January 7, 2009

Flying the Japanese Flag

Of a female, to menstruate.

No chance of a poke tonight, my girl is flying the japanese flag.

by gobshite July 4, 2009

flying purple people eater

a castrated pigeon that like to eat pickled onion monster munch

dude 1 'whoah what was that!'
dude 2 ' looked like a flying purple people eater!!'
dude 1 ' oh'

by the fppe man February 22, 2010

Flying fuck on a bun

An extended version of flying fuck.
Used when "flying fuck" just doesn't cut it.

I don't give a flying fuck on a bun about mudkipz, nor your collection of over 9000 battletoads.

by Chandernagor !!uZp2oRpLs5K August 22, 2010

flying spider

When a partner is wall twerking naked and the other partner is at the top of the wall and jumps down onto the person wall twerking and tries to insert his penis into the anus while falling towards the person. There is a 90% chance of breaking your penis if attempted

Doctor: How on earth did you break your penis so badly?
Patient: The flying spider

by AsianSpermWhale December 7, 2013