floathead

a head that floats; a person who is dumb or makes dumb decisions.

Omarion is a floathead because his head is small and looks like it floats.

by lalli April 14, 2010

Flatté

Putting in an order for flat white but being presented instead with a latté: Flatté

When an order for a flat white is made but the waiter brings you a latté instead then when suddenly becoming aware hesitates and apologetically offers to replace it with the original request, but you shrug your shoulders accept the latte and assure by exclaiming "mate your note was misread as a 'flatté'!"

by k9999r December 9, 2010

Flatten A Banana

To have sex with someone.

Hey, bro. Wanna hang out later?

Sorry but I gotta go flatten a banana.

by sexinatacostand February 28, 2011

floating bounce-walk

the walking style of a female with a "GOOD FIGURE!!"

not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...

-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!

wendy's floating bounce-walk had all the male (and the female!) lechers SALIVATING!

her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!

she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!

by michael foolsley June 29, 2011

Floatin-Urp

Feeling that occurs when people are getting high from smoking meth in a room where the meth smoke becomes so thick that you begin to feel an odd sense of floating within the smog

"Wow..this shit is good..see how it's just floatin-urp?"

by balls n yo mouth March 18, 2015

floating voter

A person who bases their vote in a general election on which political party will give the largest handouts in welfare, the worst offenders being single Mothers.

Single Mothers hey! that Sharon's a proper Floating Voter, not only is she a slag, she's a fucking scrounging cunt as well. Lazy twat!!

by DefinitionJedi December 20, 2016

flatty boy

An unbelievably successful Flathead fisherman

As Hedgy reeled in his bag limit; the crowd sang 'Flatty Boy!'

by MVAC February 10, 2017