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Air Force

Interestingly enough your average airmen can out shoot any other military person. Has the highest number of ground combat kills and the lowest number of ground combat deaths in the 3 most recent wars. Was smart enough to bring A/C to a place where everyone was told it would be hot. Does their job so well that they have time to sit around the break room and watch TV because nothing is broken and all the available flight crews have already taken jets and taken off to save the sorry ass marines and army. Unlike the army our uniforms look like a uniform and an airmen is capable of manipulating a button, no zippers required. Next time your crying about how easy the air force has it you should stop to realize you knew that before you joined (insert other branch here) and started yourself on the road of bad decisions.
"Look at those dumb Air Force guys over there in their air conditioned tents.. they think they are so smart..... man I wish I had air conditioning.. I'm such a dumbass." -any "soldier" in any other branch.
by whatitdew December 9, 2008
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Flores

an exotic island in East part of Indonesia or West Melanesia, Pacific Oceania. this Island named by Portuguese in 16th century as Cabo De Flores (The Cape of Flower). People in this Island mixed by Portuguese and Native Melanesian blood and they have family names like Fernandes, Parera, Rodrigues, etc. By the culture, they have connection with Portuguese Culture, and Physically they look like Brazilian, Puertorican, and Mexican.
Stanger : Hey sweety, Are you a Mexican?
Flores Girl : Nah, I'm from FLores Island, Indonesia (or Flores Island, West Pacific).
by Ghetto Lingo March 21, 2016
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Florence, SC

Visiting Florence...

I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun, because there's tons you can do in this town.

This place is special. So special, in fact, that few people on the globe have ever heard of it.

And few people actually live here. We have so much traffic because people are constantly passing though to somewhere else; We are the halfway point between NYC and Miami. Wonderful, right?!

When people do come here, it's because we are known for having an amazing Wal-Mart.

We have some great restaurants. We just got a new Golden Corral, and a new Burger King. Now that's what we really needed. Thank the lord for these places, because now we've got variety! Who doesn't love all kinds of fried food?

You'll love the weather. It's hot and humid, so you don't have to buy a jacket. You could go out with nothing on, and you still wouldn't need one. Plus, it rains and storms seven days a week! Who doesn't love a good storm?

And thank goodness we have warm weather, because on a good day, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk.

No one wants to go to a mall thats huge and has lots of stores, so you'll love our mall. There's hardly anything there!

It'll good we're all on the same page. We all have the same point of view on everything, so you don't have to worry about an argument. Here everyone is the same, so there's little conflict. What could be better than that? :).
"I hate people that don't have the same point of view as me! I hate living in this place where everyone is different!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."

"It's so cold outside; I can't take it!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."

"I hate this mall! It's two stories and has way too many stores."
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."

"I want to move to a place with variety, kind people, nice restaurants, and good weather. Where should I go?" "Definitely Florence, SC! ;)"
by I live there. July 28, 2010
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Mexican Air Force

A large flock of in-flight pelicans flying in formation.
Two surfers in the water waiting for a wave, " Dude, check out the Mexican Air Force rollin' in at two o'clock.
by Johnny Ski May 24, 2006
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florch

The Occurance Of Feces During A Fart
"Dude That Was A Wet Florch..."
"Should I Check?"
by The Queen Of Chodes September 25, 2004
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dragon force

THE BEST SOUNDING MUSIC ON THE WHOLE FRIGGIN PLANET!!!

Genre: extream power metal
Best song: Through the fire and flames

Cons: some songs sound kinda the same(especially the drums)
Dragon force is fu#@ing awsome!!!
by Hynzie September 24, 2006
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forced entry

When a man is to impacient for foreplay and aggressivly wedges his penis into a womans vagina when she isnt ready, similar to going in dry
Dude i had to do a forced entry on Amy's pussy cause she was taking so damn long
by Motocrosser69 December 28, 2013
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