Floor lover

Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.

Damn casey’s A real floor lover

by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019

Floortal

A portal in the floor.
What did you expect?

Dude, you see that? She makes a great floortal!

by Spudworks April 23, 2020

floor tits

When a females breasts are sagging paat the kneecaps

can you clean your floor tits before i suck them please elizabeth

by Floor tits August 23, 2020

floor fashion

The clothing style of putting on whatever is on your floor. Usually done when one is in a depressive mental state or for other reasons don't care about what clothes they're wearing

Guy 1: hey, have you changed clothes this week?
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently

by IAmAlexis November 23, 2020

Floorism

Floorism. Everything is a floor. We believe in that. Dont judge us

"See that guy over there? I heard he believes in floorism! He believes everthings a floor! I heard him call a wall a vertical floor!"

by Jole the Jolleyfish May 8, 2021

Floor

When you fall it has your back.

Oh crap im falling from my chair to the floor.

by Idiotyuehix May 16, 2021

floorsafe

A safe in the floor.

Time to open my floorsafe to hide my money.

by Hsoj the meany May 18, 2021