astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

soy face

A face of feigned excitement, mimicking many YouTube thumbnails.

References the soy boy epithet - men whose diets consist of many processed meals like salty snacks, frozen dinners and fast food, which contain significant amounts of soy-based 'filler' (as in, it's not real food). The soy face is typically accompanied by stringy, unkempt facial hair and a chubby face/body.

The picture would have been perfect if Mike hadn't been making the soy face.

Of course the guy with the hot take about white people has a soy face as his avatar.

Is there any Nintendo Switch unboxing video without a soy face thumbnail?

by BrunchEatingAsshole December 15, 2020

What's wrong with your face?

A sarcastic reference to being ugly or deformed. Either used directly or as a lone, out of context reference.

Phrase refers to the film reviews of Plinkett at Red Letter Media, who coined the term when observing an alien character in "The Phantom Menace."

Hey, you in the sweater. What's wrong with your face?

by Endangered February 4, 2010

off your face

Jjust being anything other than sober to the Nth degree probably means you are off your face.

e.g being drunk, stoned, high on something...

I can't remember getting home last night - I must have been completely off my face again!

by Judster October 16, 2004

cum face

the most vulnerable and exceptional expression that you will ever see on a persons face

Dude, she was the hottest girl that I have ever been with but man, her cum face was crazy. She looked like someone stuck a fire extiguisher up her butt and turned it on full blast.

by herbiewa July 25, 2004

Love your face

This is not to be mistaken for someone being in love with you. It's a way for someone to tell you that you're special to them and that they do not want to lose you.

"Hey, I love your face."

by Sillycupcake13 March 9, 2018

Cut Face

The face attained by someone after they have been told off, done something stupid or disastrous, or just got done in a verbal fight. It's usually a face of half shock, smiling, red-faced and embaressed all at once and the person has just been burned.

A: Did you see john yesterday after he got done by peter?
B: Nah bro, what happened?
A: You had to see it, he had the biggest Cut Face! it was solid.

by btfre June 14, 2010