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Fapper Napper

When you fall asleep while jerking off. Can be done in a car, on the toilet, in front of a GoPro camera, skydiving or at the movies seating behind your ex-girlfriend.
Guy 1: God.. Trump's seminar was so boring in the

conference room today, I couldn't help but

glue my eyelids open.

Guy 2: Did you see the new senator? He was

practically in the back taking a Fapper Napper.
by Avon93 August 9, 2019
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Fapportunity

its The small window of time when all the factors become available for a person to finish a quick round of masturbation.
I missed the Fapportunity yesterday when no one was home...
by Musabisama August 12, 2019
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Fapping February

A new pleasure for those who enjoy fapping, this has been one of the greatest relieves for "No Nut November". This activity starts at 00:00 AM or when February starts.
Oh what a relieve, I just got reminded for Fapping February! Wooohoooo!
by Rafael&Rachel4Life November 12, 2019
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Fapper

"This guy is such a fapper he always listens to rap music"
by Seeker October 24, 2019
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Fapple

when you insert your peen into an apple that has a worm in it so it bites your peen and shows some slight shade of enjoyment
"ohh yeah i did fapple last night it felt so good you should try it
by Some rando twat January 21, 2020
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flappy

A hybrid word combining full and happy (i.e., the opposite of hangry).
That dinner was more than adequate. I can die flappy now.

An hour ago, I was hangry af. After that buffet dinner, though, I am flappy af.
by Alaskouri February 2, 2020
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Fapped

My Girlfriend jacked me off. That was how I fapped
by DragonLion February 17, 2020
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