A turd so large that it blows out the sphincter muscle and can't be flushed down the toilet hole. It then has to be carried outside in all it's stinky glory in a bag or bucket.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
Get the Epic Turdmug. To fail epically and try to pass it off by saying something else actually happened. Its even much more epic when the fail happens in front of all of ones coworkers during an important event like a military relinquishment of command. It is only made much more epic when someone happens to capture it on film. This is what we have come to know as an Epic George Fail.
Rio: Did you see George, I think he almost passed out! Talk about an epic fail?
Throne: I know, are you okay George? It looked like you were about to pass out!
George: What are you talking about? I was readjusting my beret!
Rio: Whatever George, you just failed epically and I got a picture of it happening with my camera phone.
Throne: I know, are you okay George? It looked like you were about to pass out!
George: What are you talking about? I was readjusting my beret!
Rio: Whatever George, you just failed epically and I got a picture of it happening with my camera phone.
by hmmmm, I wonder..... June 3, 2010
Get the Epic failmug. by heylol September 21, 2011
Get the epic failmug. "Hey, that test today was canceled!" "Alright! Epic win!"
"Did you see how far I kicked that?" "Wow, that was a pretty epic win move right there."
"Did you see how far I kicked that?" "Wow, that was a pretty epic win move right there."
by Sora-chan May 29, 2009
Get the Epic Winmug. An over used set of of words used by faggots worldwide when they dont even know the true meaning, or where it originated. Fact is, its from Attack of the Show, the sickest show ever to appear on G4. It's where they find videos from the internet and label them as epic failures... So, if you can't name where the term comes from or what it REALLY means, don't say it... because you'll make yourself look like an even bigger SHMUCK/HALF-A-RETARD.
boy: (makes motion as if he were beating the meat behind the teachers back, but gets caught in the process) girl: wow epic fail! boy: bitch please, do you even know what thats from? girl: uh no, whats it from?? boy: wow. bitch, never say that again... and who's the "EPIC FAIL" now?? yea, fuckin YOU!!
by water_pong_is_for_fags April 27, 2009
Get the Epic Failmug. by Skleeels December 31, 2008
Get the Epic Failmug. by Sp!kY April 29, 2008
Get the epic failmug.