Edward Penis Hands

A fumbling, horny fool. Someone who is so desperate to get some ass he makes a fool of himself.

When Tom began talking to Sharah, he acted all Edward penis hands and she never talked to him again.

by Big Booty Brown July 10, 2006

edward was taken to the tower

a sarcastic way to show/say that something is not interesting or information that was given without anyone need it.
usually used as a command for a video of an article.

girl: i just finish washing my hair!
man: really? edward was taken to the tower...

boy1: i have a balloon!
boy2: edward was taken to the tower and running low on fuel...

by blorbi December 15, 2010

Edward

Totally awesome and kindhearted man.
He has big muscles and is big.

''Who is that big muscled man , not attacking the violent thug ?''
''That's Edward.''

by RhymeDuckTime May 23, 2016

EdwardIVsexual

When you love edward IV

Hey look Hank is edwardIVsexual because be loves edward IV

by superslayer5001 January 21, 2021

Edward Cullen

A sparkly vampire from the Twilight series who falls in love with Bella Swan.

Jacob Black is better than Edward Cullen.

by ewalk316 December 2, 2009

Edward

Edward is most DEFIANTLY a dude that GLOWS from effing SUNLIGHT. and he's like, 200 years old, and yet 17. He has FANGS, merther frugger. And hes a veggie, yo! He won't suck yo blood right out of you skinny taylor-swift-listening neck! BUT ITS SO EPICALLY HARD NOT TO RESIST YOU BELLA! And guess what?! HE CAN FREAKING STOP A TRUCK, YES A TRUCK, WITH HIS THOUGHTS. BAM. LIKE, BAD TO THE MOTHER EFFING DAMN. And he can run supa koopa fast, AND CLIMB TREES LIKE A MONKEY. HE HAS A VAMPIRE TAN, FOR GOD'S SAKE! AND HES GONNA MAKE AN EVIL BABY THAN I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SHANAYNAY NAME IS, ITS EVIL, AND ITS LIKE WHAT, FORM ALIEN VS. PREDATOR?!

who Edward REALLY is is the aveerage joe, but not Joe, because Joe's the guy right over there. you have the wrong definition if so.
typically a middle name, and defiantly not any of that crazy crack head stuff up above. their cool. musically talented.

Bella: Edward, your my one and only, you have a freaking vampire tan, and yet you glow! lets make evil alien babies with weird crazy cracker names together!
Edward: Pssssh who you talking to, I'm like the average Joe
Joe: HEY GUYS

by Twilight isn't about vampires June 6, 2009

Edward Gay

A person who is quite possibly the biggest dick sucker anyone has ever seen

Not to be confused with "Gay Edward"

Although they're probably the same thing

OMG YOU'RE SO EDWARD GAY

GO SUCK ON A DICK! YOU'RE EDWARD GAY!

by MR. TOUCHY TOUCHY May 20, 2009