Mad Cow Disease

Waking up in the morning to the sad realization that at last night's party you were seduced by a crazy, fat female. You had sexual relations with her and in the morning you woke up crazy.

"...dude last night I was at jimmy's and I banged some fat chick, I got mad cow disease this morning.."

by Bigsby May 2, 2008

warehouse transmitted disease

happy hardcore music, sum shit you might catch in a warehouse having unprotected sex... believe

"when used correctly condoms are 99.9% percent effective against "warehouse transmitted disease"

by warehouse bay b February 8, 2009

Neon Light Disease

Neon light disease is when the neon lights turn on you can't sleep.
A better example would be that once it gets dark you don't start getting tired until about 3-4 in the morning. Then at about 5 in the morning you finally crash.

1: I'm diagnosed with the neon light disease.

2: Excuse me?

1: Yeah, don't you see the club lights on?

2: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

1: When the neon lights turn on I wake up. ... You've never heard of it before?

2: Dude, I don't think anyone's heard of it before.

1: Ah well, that's their loss.

by Kyata February 14, 2009

Daily dose

1. Singular consumption on a daily basis, such as a morning coffee or a newspaper
2. Shocking internet culture injected into your monitor by strangers

Example 1
Jack: Sounds like stoner doom metal.
John: Yeah, my daily dose of.

Example 2
Jack: I was browsing some shit and had my daily dose of Piccolo!
John: Lay off the internet, it's fucking with your head

by Deusnut December 10, 2014

desean weber

amazing, hot, great dancer. He can brighten any girls day... esp. mine :) he loves to play basketball with his neighbor and watch star trek. hes good at everything he does. hes perfectly imperfect. he loves to cuddle and spoon... everyday, all day! hes lovable and a great person to talk to. he is smart and i love him :) lols

desean weber is amazing, hot, great dancer. He can brighten any girls day... esp. mine :) he loves to play basketball with his neighbor and watch star trek. hes good at everything he does. hes perfectly imperfect. he loves to cuddle and spoon... everyday, all day! hes lovable and a great person to talk to. he is smart and i love him :) lols

by mdawggg1234 January 22, 2011

diseaseled

To become sick through the illness of another.

Person 1: Whats wrong mate?

Person 2: Feeling sick, i think ive been diseaseled by Vinh in I.T.

by gwapsejnr June 21, 2011

Nissan Disease

A bizarre disorder where the owner of a car, often a Nissan, has a tendency to hug the dotted line of a divided highway, occasionally drifting into the other lane, other times making it almost impossible to pass the sufferer.

Dude 1: "Dude, that douche just spent half an hour practically riding the center line, and he just shifted lanes without signaling!"

Dude 2: "Textbook Nissan Disease"

by JawshBawkes February 24, 2011