Skip to main content

Alleyway Doctor

An Alleyway doctor is a doctor that gives slightly questionable advice and is overall an unreliable figure.

They are typically embedded in British culture and associated with drug dealers.
"Dude you went to an alleyway doctor, no sane Doctor prescribes psilocybin mushrooms for insomnia."
by Han from myspace February 16, 2023
mugGet the Alleyway Doctormug.

Doctor Scientist

1. The stereotype of a scientific professional who knows everything that falls under the blanket term of “science” because they're a scientist

2. A psudo-science marketeer who uses their academically unrecognised or unrelated expertise to generate support for their conspiracy theory and/or snake oil.
How will we ever figure out this chemistry based logic puzzle in the allotted time?!
Look, here comes doctor Scientist, his quantum physics degree can help us!

Did you know that all genetically modified food has DNA in it? I've studied it's effects in my homeopathy lab, and it literally changes your DNA when you eat it! It's a form of population control!
by Maxwell Zephyr June 9, 2020
mugGet the Doctor Scientistmug.

Doctor Poo Fandom

1. A group of people who make fun of both Doctor Who and it's fan base with such joy.
Laura said happily "Why do grown people dress up in costume for Doctor Who? Like grow up and loose your soul, become boring , and depressed like the rest of us adults." Laura so part of the Doctor Poo Fandom.
by Breaking_Sad November 20, 2015
mugGet the Doctor Poo Fandommug.

Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus
by Plaanz August 25, 2021
mugGet the Doctor Octopusedmug.

Vibe Doctor

Name for alt-med practitioner, woo woo doctor etc.

Broadly anyone who is a “doctor” but prescribes things based more on “vibes” than any evidence of them working.
Going to the vibe doctor today. The actual ones are too expensive.
by ecrevisse July 17, 2025
mugGet the Vibe Doctormug.

doctor dc podcast

Two hosts that are the characters in letterkenny that only show up as deleted scenes because they are deemed WAY TO CANADIAN! they read comics, talk comics and desperately wish for a Muscular Women of Comics Sex Dungeon, that show up on their credit cards as “Mini Golf with ball gags” and when their wives question “what this is?” They simply shrug and say “You say Poutine, I say step on my neck til I can’t breathe.”
Listen to the Doctor Dc Podcast! 5 star review
by YoCrowsItsScareBro December 1, 2021
mugGet the doctor dc podcastmug.

Doctor Feelbad

As a 3rd party, cause someone giving head to gag by forcefully shoving their head into the cock as hard as you can.

Traditionally, a twisted face is made when the maneuver is enacted.
So, anyways, I was like, I came to party, you know? Not sit around and tease, like the other prude bitches, so as this "Miss Priss" chick was barely licking this cock I grabbed her by the back of the head and Doctor Feelbad'd her, and you know what? She came around.

imgur eSrGv
by just a dude!? June 30, 2011
mugGet the Doctor Feelbadmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email