Derpes

A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.

Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol

by ItsjH November 17, 2010

Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS)

The excessive display of patriotism at every opportunity in order to disguise bigotry and paranoia.

Cletus' Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is in full swing today, he's been posting lots of anti-immigrant, racist, and homophobic memes on Facebook with American flag, and bald eagle backgrounds, along with nostalgic messages about how the country didn't used to be like this, and taking their country back.

by Darrenphughes June 29, 2015

Derptitude

The overwhelming propensity for being a complete and total derp.

Hey, have you seen Zombie's latest post? His level of derptitude is off the fuckin' charts!

Zombie's complete and utter fail at life is directly proportional to his derptitude.

by Bigstugots October 27, 2010

Derpocalypse

When everyone derps about an apocalypse, but nothing happens. See December 21 2012, Y2K, 2010 Black Hole.

Idiot: "Ermahgerd, the world's gonna end!!!!!!!!11!!one!"
Person: "Meh, I bet it's another Derpocalypse."

by Desmond The Amazing December 21, 2012

derrow

Soul crushing old witch. Dehumanizing students since the beggening of time.
In conclution, the devil's child

A DERROW IS COMING. RUN. RUN. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. AND NEVER EVER LOOK BACK.

by student of deathrow Derrow January 27, 2014

derbyshire

A county in the East Midlands of England. Home to the Peak District. Largest settlements are Derby and Chesterfield. Administrative headquarters are based in Matlock. Only has two English football league clubs- Derby County FC and Chesterfield FC. Considered by some to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Borders on Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Cheshire, and Staffordshire.

Derbyshire is in the centre of England.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

Derelique chic

A step beyond hipster style moving towards a vagabond/ homeless look. Disheveled hair, gas station wool caps, mustaches, ripped clothing, oversized jackets...the examples can go on and on. Meanwhile, there is great effort and expense to look like this and frequent the most trending restaurants that have in house djs that spin vinyl funky, soulful house music with $15 craft cocktails. A great city to view this first hand is Detroit during its revival currently

"That guy is rocking the derelique chic look!"
"Could they be transients? Or just derelique? Oh, they are derelique, he's wearing dsquared hightops."

by Hnybdg3r October 21, 2017