Crystal Teardrop

When a little bit of shit pops out during anal sex.

Holy fuck, you pulled out too fast. I think I laid a crystal teardrop.

by waltersplat November 22, 2023

Crystal

Crystal,a crazy girl that kind of sucks at her mother tounge,shes flapping her hair around 24/7 and is a serious joker.shes always willing to know everything about everyone.shes crazy again and short.

Person : crystal help idk how to do this worksheet
Crystql : y ru asking me bro

by Questionmarkusers November 15, 2022

Crystal Atkin

A girl who has the beauty of an angel but the voice of a dying seal

Crystal Atkin vera teqred

by asianhead2230 April 16, 2020

Crystalism

A religion where one joins CrystalCove and builds up the town.

Wow I am so happy now that I left Moonshine and started my path of Crystalism! Thx Toxic!

by iToxic9 July 30, 2019

Lava Crystal

The coolest dude in history, likes to say "dead chat" and is purposely annoying, everyone hates him but he doesn't give a fuck

Human: Yo dude did you see lava crystal yeet that meteor? hes so cool!

by Lava Crystal February 22, 2022

crystal hefner

Miss December Hefs wife

Crystal Hefner Playboy

by crystalheffans January 11, 2014

Crystal Rock

When you’re having anal sex and right as the man is about to finish, you start to shit, and he ejaculates on the shit, thus creating a crystal rock.

Yo Caitlin, I heard Max gave you a crystal rock last week!

by maxwellkona4 February 26, 2021