A pasty-ass suburbanite who thinks he/she is all hip and ghetto and is always throwing around some poorly-phrased slang to try to look edgy.
Look at Cracker McWhitebread with his shorts around his ass while he's shopping in JC Penny for suit separates.
by Fast Eddie, KOS April 14, 2012
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To be fired for no apparent reason after many years of faithful service...and on your spouse's Birthday.
Did you hear about what happened to Brad's Wife? She was Crackerbarreled after 11 years of employment. ...and on Brad's Birthday.
by JusticeforBrad'sWife July 5, 2017
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Day are yummy.
A shorter description is Brady Grove
Day are yummy.
A shorter description is Brady Grove
by HOIIIIAAA October 29, 2018
Get the cracker mug.A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?
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Don’t say anything bad about the new manager, that cracker crumb bitch will have you doing the worst jobs in here, if not fire you…
by AgentDerb July 19, 2021
Get the cracker crumb bitch mug.1. An imaginary food that creates altered states, including odd behavior, stupidity, strong sexual desires, extreme happiness, brilliant insight and any other unexplained experience of consciousness and/or unconsciousness.
2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers.
3. Very similar to "Woffie Cookies"
2. A special food that helps one maintain one's sanity and at time gives one super-powers.
3. Very similar to "Woffie Cookies"
Despite the fact that the President of the United States had just declared Global Nuclear War, he nibbled down a few Wow Crackers prior to the press conference, where he was to announce a planned vacation in the Bermuda Triangle, for the next three weeks.
How a woman at the age of 97 was able to screw the whole Dallas Cowboys football team, left only one answer, it was reported that she had consumed several boxes of Wow Crackers prior to the encounter.
How a woman at the age of 97 was able to screw the whole Dallas Cowboys football team, left only one answer, it was reported that she had consumed several boxes of Wow Crackers prior to the encounter.
by Woffie Master August 2, 2009
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