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Corporatocracy

as per google: a society or system that is governed or controlled by corporations.

there are always signs of an emerging one such as: company towns, scrips, superPACs etc. For the time being they are not fully developed yet. They have existed in the past, but not permanently, as they all collapsed under the weight of their failure and atrocities they committed for profit. The world economic forum had voiced an interest in doing what East India Co, has failed at. They have attempted to woo their audiences with promises to establish an “own nothing and be happy” society.

examples: East indies co., United Fruit Company
Blessed be Corporatocracy, for their art a monopoly on haven
by Cerebrex April 27, 2025
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corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.
“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”
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corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.
“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”
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Corporate Catfish

When the catfishing leaves the dating sites and moves over to LinkedIn
Have you seen Joann’s LinkedIn profile picture? She didn’t look like that 10 years and 100lbs ago. What a corporate catfish.
by 53222 July 17, 2025
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Corporate cuck

A spineless bootlicker who will gladly get steamrolled by capitalism if it came with a lanyard and a Starbucks gift card. Will gladly defend mega-corporations that regularly screw over workers, customers, or the planet. Justifies it with “gotta feed my family” or “it’s out of my hands.” They’ll burn the planet, ruin your lungs, and defend the CEO’s yacht, all while clocking in for $18 an hour and a quarterly pizza party.

*Might* realize the system sucks. Still defends it. Because change is scary, and capitalism gives them enough to buy a brand new $50,000 pickup truck.
"Dude defended Nestlé stealing water from drought zones because ‘it’s legal.’ That’s some high-level corporate cuck behavior right there."
by bleepbloopbleeky July 26, 2025
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Corporate meh

Corporate meh is the aesthetic of large corporations sanitizing everything, dumbing everything down, and making it unobjectionable to the widest possible audience, just to increase sales another 0.001 percent. The official color of Corporate meh is beige.
Hot Topic used to be alternative, now it is all Corporate meh!
by ArmyOfCats September 8, 2025
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Corporate meh

Corporate meh is the aesthetic of large corporations sanitizing everything, dumbing everything down, and making it unobjectionable to the widest possible audience, just to increase sales another 0.001 percent. The official color of Corporate meh is beige.
Hot Topic used to be alternative, now it is all Corporate meh!
by ArmyOfCats September 8, 2025
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