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covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.
by gnostic3 May 25, 2020
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covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
by bilemonger May 29, 2020
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COVID-19ed

When someone bails from social interaction. They don't want it to sound personal, but they really don't have a better excuse.
Hey man is your wife's boyfriend coming over for pizza? Nah he found out I'd be there and he COVID-19ed.
by babygress June 4, 2020
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Covidally Correct

Adj; marked by or adhering to scientific & medical recommendations pertaining to decreasing the spread of the Covid 19 pandemic.
Most of the attendees at the Trump rally & RNC weren't Covidally Correct with the lack of face masks & close seating
by A1one August 27, 2020
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Covid-Catfish

When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
by MrHavok September 8, 2020
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Covid dissonance

(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.
by VeryWordsMuchDefinitionWow September 21, 2020
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Covid Trump

someone who knowingly puts people at risk of getting covid because they insist on going about their regular activities after knowing they have coronavirus, totally disregarding the safety and health of others
My mom has covid and she still went to the grocery store. She's a total Covid Trump. (Like the way someone who unknowingly spreads a disease is called a typhoid Mary)
by journeybitch October 5, 2020
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