Compoopter

1.A computer that is made of poop (feces)
2.A computer that is really laggy (see lag) and crashing

Example 1
Person 1: Omg my Compoopter is really starting to smell, I dont know why I even bought it

Example 2
Person 1: Why the fuck is my computer lagging so much!?
Person 2: Probably because you've downloaded so much music and games

by Daniel Morton May 11, 2006

Trust Company

Trust Co.

Band from alabama caterogized as Nu Metal. There music has a personal signature evident when you listen to their music. A very talented rock band with powerful, disturbing, and often times also soothing music. One of the greatest bands to rock the earth.

Trust Co. Rocks your motherfucken sox off!

by Codename:47 March 12, 2004

Miss Piggy complex

A woman who is large, bitchy, and still has the attitude that they're the hottest thing around.

That bitch has Miss Piggy complex
I'm diagnosing her with Miss Piggy complex

by KMSCTSIII April 17, 2009

Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid and or retarded followed by another unintentional but equally retarded action.

Scott: What is an example of compound retardation?

Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.

by MER8490 June 16, 2008

compatibilitize

verb. become compatible

The new kid tried to compatibilitize with the rest of the kids at the school.

by r0chul November 10, 2006

compinsult

A statement which starts as a compliment and ends with a subtle, or at times not so subtle, insult.

MO: MFR is absolutely right, that's twice in ten years.
EMM: Great compinsult MO!
MFR: PNM is great at throwing darts, he hits MO's arm every time.
PNR: That compinsult don't confront me.

by emminksa January 11, 2009

Computer Sigh

When your laptop or computer makes a loud breathing noise when loading a page or attempting to process something. Can be embarrassing if it sighs during class.

Low Tech Dude: "That what noise is?"
You: My highly sophisticated machine is thinking, or computer sighing.
Low Tech Dude: "Mean what that does?"

by Soapboxy July 26, 2009