mum come quick 

A masturbation game where the player shouts "mum come quick!!" And has to get the job done before their innocent mum comes through the door of their room.

Sam: Rahh, I almost got caught wanking yesterday!

Ryan: omg how?!
Sam: I was playing 'mum come quick' !
* proceeds on to more lad bants*

mum come quick by Juanyboy218 February 26, 2017

Here come dat boi 

Saying from the 4chan meme that quickly spread around by April 2016. The meme is a green frog on a unicycle saying "Here come dat boi, O shit waddup"

"Here come dat boi

O shit waddup"

Here come dat boi by Average Username July 10, 2016

Stay down till you come up 

To humble your self wait you’re turn in line patiently until it’s your time to shine

First person: “Damn i been rapping for 3 years and I’m still not rich and famous”

Second person: “it’s okay your raw you just gotta have patients and stay down till you come up”. Tune into my songs tho 1.kvon

Stay down till you come up by 1.kvon April 7, 2022

If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place by Harambe'sRevenge69420 October 17, 2017

If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! 

A popular phrase and bumper sticker from 1970s. It means that people are having sex in the van if it's rocking and they don't want you to come in.

Bumper Sticker: If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!
Van: *rocks back and forth*
Steve: I guess I shouldn't be knockin'.

If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'! by Dumb_Bass September 26, 2020

Waiting For The Sun To Come Down

When a guy is waiting for his morning boner to go down before he gets out of bed.

Jimmy: Yo Dan, why is Fred still in bed? Is he still sleeping?

Dan: Nah. he's just waiting for the sun to come down,

Waiting For The Sun To Come Down by flabbegastingg December 29, 2009

don't come for me 

Reconsider bringing any issues concerning me to light. Such issues include: shortcomings, false accusations, wise cracks, jokes, etc. Meaning there is a time and place for this and current company is not it.

Employee: What's going on?
Co-worker (in the middle of a meeting): If you were on time you would know.
Employee: Don't come for me.

don't come for me by imthenewclassic October 2, 2017