claire ting

an egg, heavily salted.

Tyler wanted Claire Ting for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

by caesia May 26, 2017

clairalience

The ability for someone to obtain pyschic knowledge by means of scent, usually the scent of something that's not physically there.

i. smelling the scent of someone dear to you who has died.

ii. I think I have clairalience because I smelt roses in the air, but there weren't any near me.

by Lilium Snow October 11, 2009

claig

ever been out with friends and one of them just can't hang it with everybody, thats a claig. Claig's unneccessarily make dick comments, come off as cocky and usually hail from NY but it is not restricted to the big apple. The sure sign is a frown face where it looks like the "claig" would rather be home eating alprazolam's than kicking it.

Yo put away that claig face, your scaring all the ladies away.

Bro your straight claiggin right now, pick your shit up.

After a few dabs, that kid will be claigged out.

by Big Gugs November 28, 2012

Claire

A mean bitch that should die and looks like a turtle.

Person1: who is that turtle ugly girl?!
Person2: umm i don’t know but she looks really ugly and rude and she looks like she can bite my face off!!! That is what a claire is!

by 3365hilol October 28, 2019

caiman

slang for fool or tool. Also a smaller version of an alligator.

"And in 1st place...the caimans! haha just kidding *everyone laughs*"
"Do you swim for the caimans?"
"Your such a caiman!"

by sillyfreshman April 11, 2004

Claire Danes

A rather pretty and convincingly female actress who, due to a genetic defect, was born was a penis. It is approximate ten inches in length, three in diameter at the shaft, and was used to make Nick Stahl scream like a little bitchboy while filming Terminator 3.

-Claire Danes is really hot.
-Yeah, but she has a dick.
-I don't care. I'd suck it.
-...Gay."

by Blorpfuck July 12, 2011

claire

1. a beautiful, young woman who takes pride in her good morals.
2. a stupid, blonde whore.
3. fatass

1. yeah, i am going out with claire.
2. wow, shes so claire. she hooked up with my best friends boyfriend.
3. man that girl eats like a claire.

by qwertyuuioppp July 16, 2008