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turbo christian

An overzealous, ignorant religious person who, like a turbo charger, gets all spun up and blows nothing but hot air.
Paul is such a Turbo Christian he believes the earth is only 6000 years old.
by bobanja June 19, 2016
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christian anthony

the fruitiest man i ever did see
christian anthony is the most noticeable fruit in the basket!
by themostspecific March 4, 2022
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Christian Galvez

Someone who is italian, and loves debating unnecessary stuff. Making conflicts for no apparent reason.
Person 1: Yo, did you know that people love ketchup!

Person 2: Actually you're wrong, and I'm going to spend 30 minutes explaining why

Person 1: Yo, stop being a fucking Christian Galvez!
by Juppi duppi May 15, 2017
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pseudo-Christian

1)One who sincerely believes he or she is Christian and even has a level of "righteousness" in their actions but is really motivated by their own selfish interpretation of the unselfish Christian scriptures. The selfishness is deeprooted and they honestly don't see it. WARNING: this type can be dangerous to your health. If you are a regular Christian they will find something to nitpick of your faith and berate you over your 'false belief'. These people are NOT to be confused with honest real Christians who try to lead a good life.
2) One who uses the trappings of a Christian believer to attain something he otherwise couldn't (ie a Christian music leader claiming faith in Christ so he can join the Christian music group and gain a level of respect)
3) a heretic (ie the early Gnostics saw themselves as Christian though they're belifs had no consistency with universally accepted Christian doctrine as outlined in the scriptures and the Nicene Creed (which all Christians Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox, American Evangelicals etc accept).
1) an example of the first type (from fiction): the preacher in the 1997 movie THE APOSTLE (aptly written andplayed by Robert Duvall). The Duvall character revealed by his actions if not his doctrinal beliefs that he was a Pseudo-Christian.
2) second type: Jim Jones or other cult leaders or people who use the Church to advance in position not because they want to advance the Christian message. Such leaders say they are christian but their acts and beliefs reveal they are Pseudo-Christian.
3) the third type: the Christian Pagan groups which say you can worship God of the bible and ancient gods (like Zeus or Thor etc) but insist on calling themselves "Christian". Christianity is one of the three great monothestic religions and thus you cannot be a "Christian" if you believe in other gods (ancient or otherwise). These people reveal by their beliefs that they are Psuedo-Christian though their actions might be benign.
by George Ferguson Kordonis September 6, 2006
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Christian Louboutin

One of the most popular shoe designers in the world right now. Instantly recognizable by the signature red sole. Average cost is $500-$900. Loved by celebrities and wealthy fashionistas everywhere. There are currently 3 boutiques in the USA, 2 in NYC and one in Beverly Hills.

Famous clientèles include:
Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, Sarah Michelle Gellar, etc.
Oh and by the way, girls, your Oh Deer! Christian Louboutin knock-offs aren't fooling anyone =)
by Maybelline October 22, 2007
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Christian Yu

Christian Yu is a former member of now-disbanded kpop group C-Clown, but is best known as the flaming hot Australian that works for Dream Perfect Regime, an independent label. He is also the creative force behind some of South Korea's best music videos.
Friend1: Have you heard of Christian Yu?
Friend2: You mean that flaming hot Australian guy with hella talent? Hell fucking yes.
by composure_____ December 25, 2017
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