Chop Job

Getting a blowjob from a girl with braces. Its like getting your dick chopped up.

Yo, this bitch gave me a nasty chop job last night!

by rookie michelle May 19, 2006

Choctopus

Kristi Anus. Commonly refered to as a large gaping hole. Very Large. Abnormally.

I want to have sex with Kristis Choctopus!

by fdsakjadfsdfsjadfsjfdsakjfadsj August 10, 2010

Nazi Chop

A quick hit to your chest, then you chop at your target.

go monkey use your Nazi Chop

by Randolph .A. A May 1, 2008

Navy Chop

Is a judo chop that is performed by jumping high into the air, a leg raised so it will seem that you are about to drop kick the person, so while they cringe they expose their neck, where a brutalizing judo chop is performed on it. Usually leads to instantaneous death, however there has been known to be survivors, but those are very rare, and you should not be expect to survive if the Navy Chop is performed on you.

Requirements in order to do the Navy Chop:
Must have served time in the Navy
Must be a Freemason
Must be from Kyrgyzstan
Must be a brother of Phi Chi Epsilon

B.rab: Damn, that guy is taking your girl bro

Borat: *smirks* It's alright

Performs the Navy Chop on the guy

B.rab: Damn bro, remind me not to fuck around with any of your girls

by B.rab June 19, 2010

The Slap-Chop

A sexual finishing move, usually done at the end of oral sex.

When one ejaculates in to their hand, slaps their partner across the face with the semen filled hand, and comes back with a chop. This is all one motion, using the same hand. Yelling "Slap-Chop" is optional.

"Dude, do The Slap-Chop to her."

by Bradley and The Cosmonauts January 2, 2010

chop

To swing a sharp handled weapon,(usually a machette).

Those nammers chopped those wasians.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

chootya

Its an Indian word. Literally it means one whos come out from the pussy but the actual slang meaning is you are a fucking fool. Also called a "CHOOT" in short.

Ur a fucking choot.
He made u a chootya.
Chootya, how could you fall for that trick.

by Hoshedar May 28, 2007