Captain Ahab

1.Chubby Chaser.

2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.

3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.

4.Uses ham for cologne.

So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.

That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.

by Johnny Grey June 4, 2007

Captain Obvious

when someone states the obvious especially when it is stupidly obvious

Marie: "Sandy you are so white!"
Ginger: "Yes. I am caucasian. Thank you Captain Obvious!"

by Lez H. August 5, 2008

captain insano

highest level of awesomeness you can go up to.

"Dude that jeep is captain insano!"

by master pickle71 April 13, 2009

captain planet

The "god" worshiped by the Democratic Party.

Just go to one of their environmental rallies and you will see Democrats praying to and worshiping Captain Planet.

by it's weird freaky shit man October 2, 2005

The Captain

A small fly with a big hat who features in recent Weebl & Bob cartoons. He is the captain of a farm that floats about on the sea, and demands that we give him silence.

Favoured foods include cheese, sardines and turd snot pie. The Captain has no need for biscuits.

"Since when did farms need captains?" - Weebl

by Kevchenko March 29, 2005

to pull a "captain bra hook"

To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra

Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....

by the idiot-arse July 3, 2009

captain stabbing

When a woman is on her period and is STILL wanting a good fuck and her partner uses his hard cock like a hot knife going through butter. After the act is over he pulls out his cock and notices the period juice has covered his member.

Dude, last night I played Super Hero with my woman again on her period and turned into CAPTAIN STABBING.

by Michael The Master December 16, 2006