julius caesar lopez

julius caesar lopez is jez’s hot ass boyfriend.

“damn julius caesar lopez is HER boyfriend?”

by j’s tankk April 16, 2022

Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.

Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank

by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022

The Caesar's Curse

The day-long bout of violent, burning diarhhea you get after eating Little Caesar's pizza.

I should not have ordered pizza last night, now i've got the Caesar's Curse.

by Garfibromyalgia June 10, 2022

Julia Caesar

Giving your serial partner the thumbs up or thumbs down to continue to continue to intercourse after they perform oral sex.

Julia Caesar: Mark got the Julia Caesar and he was back at the bar by 10 pm.

by GreenLantern80 July 1, 2022

dirty carseat

The act of fucking a female on her kids carseat and drinking a capri sun

Gave her a dirty carseat

by Nigrolantern February 3, 2023

christopher casanova

Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.

person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though

by ur1nonly February 8, 2023

Little Caesars Kid

Someone who really likes Little Caesars and says "pizza pizza" in a normal sentence. Usually a kid but if they work at Little Caesars they have the brain size of a kid.

"Hey Lena how is your job at Little Caesars? I hope your not a Little Caesars Kid."
"Pizza pizza"
"Fuck you."

by SolidarityPoint November 20, 2022