idc who you are if i EVER had a chance to be with jennifer akpofure i’m leaving you without hesitation bc she is just TOO fine. like she is VERY SEXCCCC. i’ll defend her for doing anything idc what it is but i’ll always be 2 steps behind her
friend 1: you heard jenn carter got beat up in the airport?
me: i promise you i don’t care i still love her more than anything
me: i promise you i don’t care i still love her more than anything
by jenncarterswife August 1, 2023
Get the jenn carter mug.by the w1zard July 29, 2011
Get the calderon mug.Related Words
carder
• Carderlack
• Credit Carder
• Serial Carder
• ghost base carder
• carter
• Calder
• career
• carrera
• cartered
A faggot with no friends. He usually has to play with himself because he can't get any girls ever. He was so tired of not getting girls he switched to boys. He couldn't get any boys either so he switched to dogs. His penis is the size of a dime and he totally fucked everyone over when he left kelso.
Your a carter
by Yrmom45 May 21, 2018
Get the Carter mug.Helena Bonham Carter, fondly known as HBC, is probably the most beautiful woman in the world. Her deep brown eyes express emotions that pierce our souls. Her cheekbones are just amazing. Every woman would be envious. Her skin is flawless and creamy. Her nose is plain perfection. And her hair has achieved its own level of epic. The curls perfectly frame her god-like face.
Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.
Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D
Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...
However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.
Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.
Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.
Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
Additionally, HBC has an extremely infectious laugh to go along with her warm and lovely voice. She is an extremely likeable person known to wear Z-coils and clothes from Anthropologie. She likes Starbucks and Goji berries.
Apparently, she talks in her sleep and uses really long words that Tim has to look up in the dictionary, like Bovine! :D
Helena Bonham Carter is an actress who has appeared in many costume dramas at the beginning of her career, including Lady Jane, A Room with a View, Howards End, etc. Wings of the Dove may also fall into this category, but she plays a completely different character with selfish intentions. It is a recommended movie for all and her performance garnered an Oscar nomination, but lost to Helen Hunt who didn't really do anything in her movie...
However, this has not been the extent of her accomplishments, as many like to believe. She has also played a stripper in Dancing Queen, a drug addict in Novocaine, a psycho woman in Sweet Revenge and more famously, a tumor named Marla Singer in Fight Club. She was even Morgan le Fey in the magical world of Merlin, and a psychotic Death Eater in the Harry Potter series.
Recently, she has appeared in all of Tim Burton's movies since the filming of Planet of the Apes, such as a witch in Big Fish, a corpse in Corpse Bride, and Mrs Lovett in Sweeney Todd. Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter formed a relationship during the filming of Planet of the Apes. Suffice to say, even as an ape, she exuded sexiness. Tim Burton ditched the gold-digging Lisa Marie and had some lovely babies with Helena by the names of Billy and Nell. The family will all have epic hair.
Most recently she played Serena in Terminator Salvation. Her face glowed and everyone watched the screen because her beauty was so overwhelming. She is now involved in the 2010 film Alice in Wonderland, directed by Tim. That will be the most visually delicious film in the history of all time.
Overall, Helena's films are amazing in their variety and she brings something new to each character. She is a true actress and makes it an art, not a profession. Lover her always.
by Bovine! June 11, 2009
Get the Helena Bonham Carter mug.Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
Get the carded for buying a pacifier mug.When you're stuck in a loser job with no opportunity for advancement or a raise and the job is not your idea of what you want to do for a career.
Man, I graduated from college 10 years ago and am STILL in grad school. Maybe in another 2 years I'll finally have a career, but for now I just need to pay the bills. Career purgatory is so depressing!
by J3553 September 25, 2010
Get the Career Purgatory mug.Man my teams lost in fornite and overwatch when i was playing with carter, i think hw was sucking his dad's dick
by mr.sindsayspostivesaredim February 16, 2018
Get the carter mug.