canada's history

A sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV.
It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

You hear what John did to Mary last night eh?
He taught her all about Canada's history.

by watrlogd February 4, 2010

canadas history

a sex act in which you hire 10 clowns to put on hockey uniforms and sodomize you repeatedly with the branch from a maple tree.

if i won the lottery i would totally get me some canadas history

by big swinging dick February 5, 2010

Canadas history

The vile act of pooping in a old candle holder, then running a wick through it. After letting it set, light candle in enemy's house.

I just pulled the Canadas history of my old boss. Gotcha bitch!

by GoUSAyoohoo February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A popular Candian sexual act involving shoving moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup up the vagina.

Girl #1: "Why are you limping? Eh?"
Girl#2: "Me and John did a Canada's History last night."
Girl#1: " Sounds fun, eh?"

by Uncle BuckXx February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The depraved sex act of taking moose antlers, covering them in maple syrup and then impaling hookers on each point, whereupon a midget fucks the stanley cup while the onlookers are fellated by the antler engorged prostitutes

My girl subscribed to Canada's History the other day, I CAME SO FUCKING HARD

by thecolbertnationsensation February 5, 2010

canadas history

the most depraved sex act ever

if one were to ever perform canadas history in bed, utter destruction is sure to ensue...

by redhotcohen February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The history of unimaginable sex acts with the indigenous fauna of Canada.

I saw a pack of elk and went all Canada's History on their asses.

by bobble D February 4, 2010