covid time

The warped perception of time during the COVID lockdowns.

One week is one month in covid time.
It's been almost one year already? Time flies in covid time.

by bubbagomp December 1, 2020

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COVID-19

A disease that is everywhere and when it's in something, Don't touch it or else you'll be infected. The best way to kill COVID is to get some hand sanitizer or Wash your hands, Wear a mask, And stay 6 feet apart, and Stay Home.

Jerry: Gerald, Did you just touch a chair that has COVID-19?

Gerald: Um..... Yes?

Jerry: RUN!!!!! WASH YOUR HANDS QUICK!

by JerryandGerald October 16, 2021

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Covid-76

When somebody gets Covid-19 4 TIMES??!??!? You kinda have to be stupid to do this.

Guy 1: Hey, why you so down?

Guy 2: I got Corona for the 4th time! I'm one of the rare Covid-76 people.

by rubybfdi April 24, 2020

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covid horney

Covis 19 has limited your social interaction with other people. Due to covid-19 you now look at my cousin in a whole new way. You're so horney you'll consider fucking your first cousin.

Crissy, I know your my cousin but I'm so Covid horney.... fuck it, let's do this.

by Keith Cooper October 7, 2020

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schlong covid

The new pandemic formerly known as Monkeypox. The media said that name harms “marginalized communities” so a new name was needed to combat racism. Nobody talks about how you get Schlong Covid due to the media’s fear mongering. It is passed through passionate love between men (which is perfectly normal and something to be proud of!)

Christopher hooked up with a fabulous man named Raùl. It’s misinformation to say they have a higher chance than heterosexuals to get Schlong Covid.

by makicaqu July 29, 2022

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