Clothilda

A Clothilda is a quiet, blond hippy and a smart satanist. Who won't repent to god because of her boomer dad, thats based and redpilled, but also a stupid liberal. She is secretly a Jew, who has been stalking me for a week now. (Help)

look at that hippy, she is a Clothilda

by No i'm not a stalker April 13, 2019

freedom cloth

A face covering worn proudly over one's mouth & nose, that embodies independence and bravery

(Not to be confused with a protective mask worn out of consideration for others, but something that appeals more to the nature of selfish and macho folks!)

Karen proudly wore her 'Freedom Cloth' to the store where she harassed front line retail employees demanded to speak to their manager. Little did Karen know that her 'Freedom Cloth' was actually contributing to the greater good!

by Honest A.F. July 2, 2020

sloth-cloth

An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.

The word is hard to say many times quickly.

The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 11, 2009

cloth encounter

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.

Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"

by terminal2 October 12, 2009

cloth talk

Conversations about serious business between two moguls.

Dj khaled and diddy are about to have some serious cloth talk about their next business ventures.

by Alecito August 2, 2016

Cloptastic

Used to describe a picture or fan fiction that is so arousing that it makes you want to clop.

Did you read Cupcakes?
Yeah I'm into bondage so it was pretty cloptastic.

by Plud April 19, 2012

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing

1.)Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness

2.)A person who is "two-faced"

1-"Hey I just met the nicest girl."

2-"Yeah I saw...I know her, she hurts guys just for fun, her kindness is fake."

1-"Jeez..what a wolf in sheep's clothing"

by jumpinjackflashy July 1, 2010