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Damien Christopher Whitlock 

The worst,most fiendish villian you will EVER meet. He will cheat on his non-existent wife.
Damien Christopher Whitlock just sat down at OUR spot. He needs to leave.

Chilling With Christopher Robin 

1) Literally means hanging out with the fictional character, Christopher Robin, from Winnie the Pooh.
2) Smoking Weed
"Yo John, what's up?"
"Just Chilling with christopher robin."
"Huh?"
"Smoking weed, want some?"

Slippery Christopher 

The act of using the chlamydia discharge from your diseased micro penis to lube your boyfriends dry asshole before sex.
My boyfriend ran out of butt lube last night so I gave him a slippery Christopher

drake christopher 

drake christopher is a super funny, adorable guy. he has a band (that is really just him) called catching your clouds and his music is AMAZING! you should check him out on youtube and facebook :)
drake christopher has one album out and another is on the way soon!

sloppy christopher 

The act of giving that shloppity shmeat to the gatekeeper of Goochville in the hopes of increasing your chances of him letting you in.
“Bruh I almost didn’t make it into Goochville, I had to give the gatekeeper a good ol’ sloppy christopher.”

Captain Christopher Pike 

One who is caught off guard, and goes into shock when asked a question under pressure and just freezes up staring straight ahead. Refers to specially-seated, paralyzed character in an early episode of Star Trek who was motionless, jaw slacked and could only communicate via flashing lights with a yes or no.
Can be contracted to Piked-up or Pike with a capital P out of respect.

Joe was asked why they should spend 30 million on our project design and not theirs and he just gave us a Captain Christopher Pike for what seemed like forever.
Man that dude just Piked-up on me with nutin' ta say.