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Alabama Folding Chair

Cognac on the rocks with an mer-man figurine on the rim. Drink invented by bartender LassieFknSavage on TikTok, in honor of the men who showed up at the Alabama boat dock to defend a security guard getting jumped for doing his job.
Man that was a long swim. I could sure use a refreshing Alabama Folding Chair!
by LassieSavage August 7, 2023
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Colored Chained Chair

- when you take a colored women and chain her to a chair. You then slowly move up the body licking every part of her. Including the Pussy. You also do not take off the cloths. You must lift them up and lick then. Not to be confused with Chained Chair. Which is where this is no color involved. She must also be a masochist, so she go call the fucking cops. Heard this while I was at Disney world
When you chain a colored women to a chair, and lick her whole body
Man my bitch we did that colored chained chair last night, man she enjoyed that shit.
by !Lucks_Bane! February 25, 2019
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Devil’s Rocking Chair

A sexual position where the man sits up in bed, reclined and the woman lays perpendicular across his lap, face up, with her ass squarely on his crotch and her legs spread allowing him arm’s length, easy access to her pussy and breasts (or mouth) at the same time. If the man has magic hands, the result is his woman will rock her hips in ecstasy, hence the Devil’s Rocking Chair.
Daddy, can I please sit in the Devil’s rocking chair?
by WordWitch69 December 16, 2021
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A very long chair

It's a very long chair. What did you expect?
Jerry: Hey, Matt, look at my new chair!
Matt: Wow, that's a very long chair!
by CATCAT11 March 21, 2020
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zeta pledge chairs

A new brutal hazing tactic used by Frats and Sororities across the nation.

The zeta sorority pledges take a trip to a Mexican restaurant and must eat really spicy food, and then Afterwards they take laxatives.

Then the girls put on spandex to go play beach volleyball out in the hot sun.

Next, the brother frat pledges must get on their knees and point their faces to the sky so the zeta girls can use the guys’ faces as their sideline chairs during this sisterhood volleyball game. The girls are encouraged to bury the brother’s noses as deep in their sweaty asscracks as they can as they all compete to see who can fart the most while the games go on. The Mexican food and laxatives help make this happen.

The games usually go on all day as other sororities may come join in and use the guys as chairs as well. The girls are usually laughing hysterically while this goes on as the guys are forced to endure it and cannot move.

The girls really have no rules and have been known to shart themselves often during this brutal pledge chair hazing.
John had to be a zeta pledge chairs the other day. He said the girls showed no mercy and still hasn’t gotten the smell out of his nose!!
by GigaChad Leonidas March 30, 2022
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Your chair is sexy

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room
by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019
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lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.
“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”
by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021
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