A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

A person with a particularly unusual, or aesthetically challenging appearance

His bitter attitude to modelling was possibly due to the fact that he had a face like a bucket of smashed crabs

by jazzyd October 7, 2008

bucket of yuck

term for an unattractive partner that you wake up next too generally after a night of heavy drinking.

"dude, last night i thought she was hot, but this morning i woke up next to a bucket of yuck!"

by fletcher.bv September 3, 2005

weiner bucket

A very slutty woman, gets around a lot.

That girls banged everyone and her brother she's such a weiner bucket.

by Captain Ahab March 8, 2003

crap bucket

a portable shitter

man where is he going with that smelly ass crap bucket i gotta shit.

by tom smelly February 4, 2004

Ducket Bucket

An Atomatic Transfer Machine, ATM

Jimmy needed money for the movie so he stopped at the Ducket Bucket.

by SenorRipley June 14, 2010

retarded basketball

retarded basketball is just like basketball but it's been improvised with some retarded ass rules. Here's how it goes. To check the ball you have to go into a squatting position and twerk while checking the ball. When you have possession of the ball, you do not run with it normally as you do in basketball. You run with your knees high, and your knees must be going to your left or your right only, NOT forward. When you dribble the ball, it can't touch the floor. You must hold the ball in one hang while you use your other hand to bang it like a set of bongo drums. To get points is just like basketball, except it doesn't have to go through the hoop. It just has to touch the net. But you can only throw the ball to the net in one way, over your head to your companion. When it makes contact with the net you do the mc hammer dance while going like "boom Shaka laka, boom Shaka laka".You pass the ball normally as you do in basketball and but you have to scream out to your teammate "PISS!!!". You block your opponent by flapping your arms like a bird and jumping up and down. When you get fouled, you lay down on the floor while everyone on your opponent's team does Gangnam style over you while singing the main verse of "The Fox " by Ylvis. Then they get points on a scale of 1-10 based on their performance. Remember 1 touch to the net is 1 point, from a 3 pointer it's 3 points. And the team at the end with the most points wins and does a victory dance.So there's the game, and it's rules.

Yo wanna play some retarded basketball later bro?

by Retardedbasketballcr38tor December 26, 2013

reverse eggs in a basket

a painful sex move involving 2 testicles in the anus, and the penis in the vagina simultaneously.

Reverse Eggs in a Basket is the most painful and difficult sex move known to man. Only Evel Knievel and Chick Norris have successfully performed this move

by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011