Burlingjobb

A seventeenth-century crime by which excrement is thrown into the street from a ground-floor window.

I couldn't make it to the crapper, so I pulled a Burlingjobb and flung my poo out of the window.

by Bill Toddler October 17, 2004

burly drop

A skateboarding term, used when someone drops in from an insane height

Oh man, this will be a burly drop right there. OR: I just nailed a burly drop

by Mikey Ramirez June 11, 2009

Burlap Sack Dick

An uncircumcised penis.

" Went down the street the other day and sucked an old dudes dick for a 20 piece of crack so I could get high, and that nigga had a Burlap Sack Dick!"

by Tina Titt February 2, 2015

Burlington, NC

A town that used to be cool back when Holly Hill Mall was a thing. Now it’s full of crackheads doing crackhead things, that’ll blow you for a 4 for 4 from Wendy’s. There are nice parts of town but you have to be rich to live there and they’re always one street over from a known drug dealer’s house. There is absolutely nothing to do here and it mostly caters to old people getting the early bird special at Harbor Inn or the druggies looking to score their next high. Don’t go here.

Guy one: You wanna go down to Burlington?
Guy two: why, you looking to score some meth?
Guy one: yeah man, that’s all Burlington, NC is really good for.

by CrayonCreater October 16, 2019

Brain Burglar

one who in a conversation, discussion or argument deliberately or inadvertently makes ridiculous statements or repeats already invalidated points causing the other party lose their goddamn mind.

trevor: man, Charles is fucking retarded! i was trying to explain to him why the Shamwow is just a piece of corporate slag used to channel the masses into following a consumer driven conglomerate and all he kept saying was "get over yourself, Olympic divers use it"...

steve: i know man, dont worry about it, he's a goddamn Brain burglar.

by cutmeaslice September 23, 2009

turd burglar

Another name for shithead; a term for someone that really pissed you off.

Mark, your such a turd burglar! Gimme my sammich back!

by dr sauce October 28, 2011

CAT BURGLAR

A person that goes around and steals catalytic converters. Usually at night and most of the time undetected.

I got in my car this morning and discovered some cat burglar stole my catalytic converter (CAT). (From experience!).

Most shops refer to catalytic converters as a "CAT" , abbreviated name.

by CWFF September 14, 2020