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bible

some type of plant or something
wow, look at that bible next to the roses!
by macm123 December 1, 2020
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Pop bible

Who can get five number one hits in one single album? Katy Perry. What’s the album called? Teenage Dream. It is literally a pop bible.
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bible-beater

a Christian person, usually a guy, who masturbates instead of having intercourse, because he's celibate.
Max: He's 23 and he's a virgin.
Tim: Well he did take that abstenance pledge.
Max: Damn, his rooms always locked too...probably just another bible-beater.
by MaximT July 28, 2007
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Bible

a book of tall tales that tells people to be good and general common sense and has been wrongly translated hundreds of times, turning from education to a religion that consists of mostly annoying white people and some nice black people in there too.
misinformed person 1 "the bible is what I live by"
atheist "so a 2000-year-old book controls your life, whats any proof that its true?"
misimformed person 2 " shut up you atheist cunt, the bible is all true and theres no denying it"
atheist " jeez can you chill out im just presenting all ideas "
both misinformed persons 1/2 "SHUT UP YOU ATHEIST RACIST FAG"
by I understand logic March 15, 2021
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bible study

The initials of bible study are B.S.
B.S. also stands for Butt sex
John: hey you wanna go to the movies tomorrow
Julio: no, i already told Jake that i would have bible study with him at his house.
by bologna sjdkd June 14, 2008
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the Brimley

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez but different. Here's how: the Woman prepares herself with herbal laxatives beforehand. After performing anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and applies a dripping mustache to the woman using the side of the penis. If done properly, the woman should have a large mustache resembling that of oatmeal salesman Wilfred Brimley. Also sometimes referred to as the Wilfred or the Dirty Brimley
John performed the Brimley on Mary. or Dan performed the Brimley on Jeff (gay).
by Traci 78 May 30, 2006
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wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.
me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008
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