Jacksonville breakfast 

A sexual act performed on the way to the workplace involving a man, a woman, and a bottle of ketchup. Details concerning particulars differ from person to person, with most too unspeakable to mention.

Did you see the look on Cole's face in the morning meeting? He looked like he'd just had a Jacksonville breakfast.

Jacksonville breakfast by scubasteven November 23, 2009

Cocktinental Breakfast 

Eating a croissant whilst being sucked off by the lady (or man) in your life.

We stayed at the hotel and in the morning enjoyed a cocktinental breakfast.

Cocktinental Breakfast by baloo1 November 14, 2011

chino breakfast 

While locked up in Chino, you wake up to Find your cell mates hot man offering dripping into your mouth

Dude my first night in the joint I woke up to a Chino Breakfast from my cell mate

chino breakfast by Dr Drip November 20, 2014

Indiana Breakfast 

When you pour syrup and butter on a woman's breasts

What would you like to do?

Let's start with an Indiana Breakfast and see where it goes.

Indiana Breakfast by Eachmedal7 April 3, 2019

Skipping Breakfast 

When Sayori In Doki Doki did the hanger.

Skipping Breakfast: When they Kermit Sewerside

Kid1: “That kid Skipped Breakfast last week.”

Kid2: “Oh really? That’s sad.”

Skipping Breakfast by PeenDifibulator October 23, 2019

GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO 

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

GERMAN BREAKFAST BURRITO by capturethefag February 10, 2021

Tradies breakfast 

A breakfast diet consisting of a cigarette and an energy drink or ice coffee normally associated with tradesmen in Australia.

Hey mate what did you eat this morning?
Just had the old tradies breakfast.
Those cigarettes and energy drinks are going to kill ya.

Tradies breakfast by Tyrus05 October 3, 2022