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Cop-Blocked

When your going to hang out with someone you think is hot or you want to get something sexually from and you get pulled over by a cop, making you late.
Dude I was going to fuck this hot ass bitch and i got cop-blocked
by CCindizBitch November 26, 2010
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Clam Blocker

A single girl's friend, usually male, that prevents any other guys from flirting with her or asking her out - the female equivalent to the male term, cock blocker.
Hey girl, you should really stop going out with your friend, Greg. You'll never get any numbers cause he's a clam blocker!
by Dr. Starf*cker May 27, 2011
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Blockas

Blockas - BLOCK-AHS. Noun
Used towards women with large or very attractive behinds or breasts.
Damn, did you see her man? She's got some BLOCKAS!
by YungReptar September 15, 2014
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D-blocked

"Dude, you just got d-blocked."
by Garrett March 18, 2004
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blocks the box

When your Christmas tree blocks your TV set.
Emma: I'm so happy this year we put the tree in the back corner of the living room. It no longer blocks the box!
by MeTheTree December 14, 2006
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Blocker

One who blocks, or engages in the act of blocking frequently.
Bob: Hey john, whats up with antony lately

John: I don't know, he's being a huge blocker
by doughmanfro January 10, 2010
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poop blocked

You've been stuck somewhere, usually a meeting involving your boss and you have to take a poop real bad. You somehow endure the pain of going through the entire period of the meeting to the finish and then you run to the bathroom. Just as your about to enter the only stall someone jumps in and occupies the toilet.
Man brian from IT F#&%ing poop blocked me yesterday.
by ]-[unter March 30, 2011
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