blen-phettio

An exquisite queer-light cuisine for the bottom. Salty aftertaste.

Holter tested the blen-phettio with an exquisite maneuvering thrust. He daintly dabbed at his soiled cheek, feeling quite phettio.

by Devbrook July 27, 2022

Blendered

BLENDERED verb "to be blendered" is when you are emotionally attacked by the song Blender by 5 Seconds of Summer

person : ohh 5sos tweeted a link, i wonder what it’s for?

*clicks link*

“IS IT LONELY WHERE YOU ARE

ALL ACROSS THE ROOM-”

person: oh dammit i got blendered again :(

by wokeupinjapanrry July 30, 2022

Belonadish

Magnificent, but more better
Insanely beautiful and will blind you with its glory
(often if just an exaggeration)

pick me Artist: ugh its super ugly, why did i draw this in the first place, what do you think judge-kun 😫
Judge-kun: what do you mean? its belonadish!
pick me Artist:.. what the hell does that even mean..

by anonymous September 5, 2022

Blender Bonging

The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.

I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.

by Cool Beans McBain September 24, 2022

Blendon

A beautiful guy with a big booty

You're so Blendon

by caprettablu October 18, 2022

Blenderista

Person who makes smoothie

I am a blenderista at a restaurant.

by TLLT November 3, 2022

Blend

The king of all niggas, he owns them and all are slaves for hym

Blend fucked the niggas mother

by ImmortalW November 7, 2022