blankers

When you look at a man’s weewee and he wants you to touch it

“Oh honey I saw these blankers today at the mall!!”

by Autumn Fall November 11, 2018

College Station Pig in a Blanket

Similar to a Mississippi Clam Digger, the women bends her chin down as far as she can to where it touches her chest. The man then thrusts his penis into the folds of her chin mating pig with blanket. While he is doing this he "digs for clams" in her vagina with his foot as well as enjoying a College Station favorite of Layne's chicken.

Tanner: Yesterday I tried something new for breakfast.

Nic: Good man, there are only so many times you can have a Portuguese Breakfast before it gets old. What did you have?

Tanner: I gave Carly a nice College Station Pig in a Blanket.

Nic: Wow, I didn't know Layne's was open for breakfast.

by AlabamaHotPocket13 March 1, 2011

Pigs in a Blanket

Pigs in a Blanket, n. - The act of having three or more naked men in one bed at once usually for sexual reasons.

Marcos: Hey guys, wanna come back to my place and get all cozy with me and Seth .
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.

by BabaBryan July 13, 2010

Blanker

The word ‘Blanker’ is an offensive word to white people. Only white people are allowed to say ‘Blanker’ because if a black person says it, that is racist.

White Guy1: Yo, waddup ma blanker?!
White Guy2: Oh not much.

Black Guy: Hey Blankers!

Police Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for public racism and hatespeech!

by True Nought May 15, 2019

Blanket Bro

A person who copes with loneliness by spooning/cuddling with blankets.

Tyler Wyrick needs to get a girlfriend so he can stop being such a blanket bro.

by ImitableAnimal October 17, 2014

Pigs in Blanket

This is where you wrap bacon around a Penis before Sex. This can be done with strap ons and Dildos.

Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.

Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.

Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.

by Barmy-Army April 29, 2014

blacked alabaster

Generally red headed white girl - or very pale skinned white girl whose been with a black man and in the old cliche gone black and isn't going back

Jemma the red head from down the street was always hanging around with black guys. Her very pale white skin struck a real contrast against some of the real dark black guys " wow she's a real blacked alabaster "

by nworshipunlimited January 16, 2009