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Belt Dentist

"I haven't been laid in a year, I need to make an appointment with the belt dentist ."
by Tonata May 18, 2017
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Amish Belt Buckle

The act of pulling ones scrotum ( ballsack) over the top of their buttoned jeans while wearing a belt. The ballsack should then cover up his, ( or now days, her) actual belt buckle revealing the stressed testicles. Then is common practice to show to your friends to make them laugh.
Hey guys!! What do you all think of my new Amish Belt Buckle!?
by KKALEB December 6, 2017
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belt eater

A kid whom gets beat with a belt often
My dad wipped me last night

Jimmy your a belt eater
by Baconbutt04 May 31, 2016
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Small belt buckle

by Luke ham ham September 5, 2016
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small belt buckle

by Luke ham ham September 5, 2016
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Black Belt

When a white male achieves a nigger cock
Don't mess with Dian he's a black belt
by Bossy boy January 3, 2017
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Bivalve Belt

Polittically liberal culture, or lack of culture, like, whatever, within clamming distance of the coasts and inland salt water bodies (Puget Sound, Straits of Juan de Fuca, estuaries) of Washington, Oregon, Northern California, British Columbia, and Alaska. Spiritual Icon is Ivar Haglund (deceased and not risen again), Seattle seafood restauranteur and local character, noted for his sagely peaceful spiritual advice, "Keep Clam." Bivalve Belt persons are noted for prissily liberal politics, a fun-demented belief that Ivar will stay dead, 'Save the Spotted Owl' bumper stickers, and walking in the rain without umbrellas. A few have drowned by staring at the sky (overcast) with their mouths open.
Eat your heartland out, Midwest and Southern states, you've got the Bible Belt, but we here in the Northwest Corner are the Bivalve Belt.
by Darwin'sFossilizedArmdillo October 3, 2012
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